Tough As Balls But Sad As Heck

frollosuggestions:

frollosuggestions:

frollosuggestions:

frollosuggestions:

what’s that noise. 

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

i’m going to check

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

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curiosity-killed:

There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

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doggendoodle:

sapper-in-the-wire-old:

oblivionofthewise-deactivated20:

brofligate:

sapper-in-the-wire-old:

brofligate:

brofligate:

I’m watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel.

Would love to hear the Vatican’s opinions on this.

they are animals, and thus free of sin. In fact, doctrinally, animals give glory to God merely by existing so. Pingu’s fine

But by creating a tower tall enough to reach God’s kingdom, would they achieve sin?

“At one famous trial in Autun, France, in 1522, some rats were charged with feloniously eating and wantonly destroying the province’s barley crop and so were ordered to appear in court. “ if rats can commit crimes, penguins can sin

That’s French courts though. France is a perversion of every law, moral, or truth known to man or heaven.

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sailermoon:

literally how ppl treat u

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cryptotheism:

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lakevida:

everyone younger than me is having a baby and everyone older than me has 3+ roommates and everyone the same age as me fell down a biiiiiiiiiiig flight of stairs

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transfemmbeatrice:

shittywriterbrain:

average dnd party

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yeetbiggly:

How the gentle wind beckons through the leaves, as autumn colors fall…

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abbaswift:

not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116

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